What follows is a list of the best ones of the medias. This list is definitely true.
The Best Film:
2001: An Oddysey of Space
It's real pretty, and it says things about humans. Humans are interesting, and prettiness is nice, so this film is really good. It also has classical music and is deep.
The Best Book:
Star Apprentice, by the Strugatskii Brothers
It's by good writers, Russian, and obscure, which makes it better than something by bad writers, not Russian, and well known. That is most books. Also this book has a sad bit in it, which makes it deep. Deep things are better than things which are not deep. So this book is by good writers, Russian, obscure, and deep, which no other book is, and those are the best things for books to by.
The Best Show:
Buffy, Slayer of Vampires (Largely by Josh Wheaton)
It's a long-running show about characters who grow. No one likes short people, so growing is interesting. There's a dude named Xander in it, but he's actually called Alexander, and Xander is a cooler shortening of it than Alex. The fact that Alex is more common grates my cheese, which is a funny thing Xander says once. It also has a cool vampire called Spike, and he's a cool vampire. It also has a girl called Willow who likes to kiss other girls and this is when girls kissing girls was invented, so it's important for equality for girls, because men used to get to kiss girls but not girls and now girls can do it too.
So the characters aren't short, it has characters, it invented girls, and all of it is written by famous meninist Josh Wheatley, who also did the Revengers which is a good film, but not better than Oddysey of Space, and Log House in the Forest, which is also not better than Oddysey of Space.
The Best Blog:
Rariowscorner
Because it has the best list of the best things, so it's better than the other blogs.
The Best Film:
2001: An Oddysey of Space
It's real pretty, and it says things about humans. Humans are interesting, and prettiness is nice, so this film is really good. It also has classical music and is deep.
The Best Book:
Star Apprentice, by the Strugatskii Brothers
It's by good writers, Russian, and obscure, which makes it better than something by bad writers, not Russian, and well known. That is most books. Also this book has a sad bit in it, which makes it deep. Deep things are better than things which are not deep. So this book is by good writers, Russian, obscure, and deep, which no other book is, and those are the best things for books to by.
The Best Show:
Buffy, Slayer of Vampires (Largely by Josh Wheaton)
It's a long-running show about characters who grow. No one likes short people, so growing is interesting. There's a dude named Xander in it, but he's actually called Alexander, and Xander is a cooler shortening of it than Alex. The fact that Alex is more common grates my cheese, which is a funny thing Xander says once. It also has a cool vampire called Spike, and he's a cool vampire. It also has a girl called Willow who likes to kiss other girls and this is when girls kissing girls was invented, so it's important for equality for girls, because men used to get to kiss girls but not girls and now girls can do it too.
So the characters aren't short, it has characters, it invented girls, and all of it is written by famous meninist Josh Wheatley, who also did the Revengers which is a good film, but not better than Oddysey of Space, and Log House in the Forest, which is also not better than Oddysey of Space.
The Best Blog:
Rariowscorner
Because it has the best list of the best things, so it's better than the other blogs.
